June 2012
Jun 2nd
372 notes
Jun 2nd
10,707 notes
Jun 1st
7,286 notes
Jun 1st
1,138 notes
May 2012
May 31st
2,860 notes
May 31st
1,457 notes
May 30th
8,994 notes
May 30th
10,538 notes
May 29th
49,252 notes
May 29th
8,747 notes
May 28th
2,074 notes
May 28th
5,762 notes
May 13th
9,573 notes
I go into McDonalds to get a soda & there's some...
laughfloor: Me: You know, that could happen to any one of us. You don’t belong making fun of someone like that, what’s wrong with you? Girl: God gave me a mouth to speak & I’m gonna use it. Me: Well, God gave you a mouth to eat too, but you abused that privilege. Girl: -Speechless- Me: Oh, & you might wanna wipe that ketchup off of your chin. Girl: -Goes to wipe chin- Me: No, your other...
May 12th
49,070 notes
May 12th
31,966 notes
May 11th
16,782 notes
May 11th
216 notes
May 10th
189,670 notes
May 10th
83,271 notes
May 9th
21,240 notes
May 9th
2,444 notes
May 8th
167,612 notes
May 8th
61,536 notes
May 7th
10,492 notes
May 7th
252 notes
May 6th
37,054 notes
May 5th
14,518 notes
May 5th
6,900 notes
May 4th
276 notes
May 4th
27,650 notes
May 3rd
4,693 notes
May 3rd
65,340 notes
May 2nd
11,902 notes
May 2nd
55,322 notes
May 1st
62,222 notes
May 1st
180 notes
April 2012
Apr 30th
8,203 notes
ticket holder at the movie theatre: enjoy your movie
me: thanks you too
Apr 30th
38,480 notes
Apr 29th
7,140 notes
Apr 29th
340 notes
Apr 28th
92 notes
Apr 28th
93 notes
Apr 27th
7,994 notes
Apr 27th
3,100 notes
Apr 26th
457 notes
Apr 26th
17,208 notes
Apr 25th
52,599 notes
Apr 25th
209,269 notes
Apr 24th
9,849 notes
Apr 24th
14,507 notes